What people be saying about EauMG:
Allure.com says EauMG is a “beauty tweeters we can’t get enough of”- check it out!
About EauMG: Established in 2008. EauMG is a perfume blog created by Victoria Jent, a serious fume addict. The purpose of EauMG is to honestly inform others of the many bitch’n beauty and frivolous fragrance items all over this globe.
About Victoria: Originally a broad Nashville, Victoria just moved from Seattle to Jersey City. She lives with her sweetheart and two smooshed-faced dogs, Frink and Moxi. Victoria is the proud owner of Ajent Communications, a boutique communications firm. She’s a workaholic that likes to do all of the things. But, really she wants to grow up and be a horror hostess.
Victoria likes cooking, terrible B-films, global textiles, dim sum, poetry, making lists, feminists, linguistics, caviar, granny boots, full-coverage lipstick, fragrance (obviously) and Nitzer Ebb haircuts.
Victoria doesn’t like dogs with normal noses, people that don’t recycle, cars without mufflers, scuffs on boots, cheap shoes, A cappella, mint-flavored lip products and the patriarchy.
Victoria’s other hobbies include collecting records, foraging mushrooms, cooking and then eating, drinking fancy beverages, wandering around the city looking for trouble, chatting with bus drivers and attending all of the drag shows. She is tried to take up knitting but needs Adderall to make this work.
Because you need to meet my dogs:
About Frink the Frug: Frink is brindle permanent puppy that is half French bulldog and half pug. He was adopted when he was a puppy from a chain-smoker in a rustic logging town. He was a cute but terrible little puppy. He is incredibly stubborn and we blame this on the Frenchie side. You would not believe how stubborn this dog is. His favorite human is Victoria. He probably hates you. But, you won’t hate him because his wags his tail to RuPaul’s voice and loves to watch the Wendy Williams Show.
About Moxi Brown: Moxi was supposed to be Delta Bark but she is too stupid to learn a new name. So she goes by her shelter-given name, Moxi Brown. Moxi was adopted from the Humane Society on the Oregon coast. She is a little smooshed-face pound puppy of unknown origin. She is possibly a gargoyle or a vampire stuck in bat form. She’s a badass and a pseudo-hermaphrodite. And there is a bullet pellet under her chest because she is one tough mama that is 1000% cooler than your dog. She only likes masculine types and doesn’t seem to like Victoria despite Victoria’s awesomeness.
*FTC Disclaimer: Assume that all products reviewed by me have been purchased by me unless otherwise noted. If a product was given to me as a press sample, I’ll let my reader’s know. Why wouldn’t I?